Land of the Leaf

Rogers Communications finally conceded victory to TSN2 and shelled out a few clams to give their disciples customers a chance to watch the Jays pay a visit to Fenway.  Call off the lynch mob, we’ll let dead Ted’s media conglomerate off the hook for a few days.

So we all had a crack to see tonight’s game which was called by Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy.  What came out of their mouths was void of any insightful Blue Jays knowledge.  One of them, I’m not sure which, actually referred to Jesse Litsch as “… ah, a little left-hander they had last year”.  That’s bang on, Jesse’s real little and definitely not pink or fat.

Those two dickheads probably peep more locker room bods than Pierre McGuire.  There is no doubt in this viewer’s mind that either of NESN’s Red Sox announcers, Remy more specifically, would take a photo of Jonathon Papelbon to the bathroom to go number 3.

Not a bad performance by Tallet tonight.  The Jays’ bats couldn’t get anything going against Wakefield’s knuckleball.  I was really hoping that Terry Francona would do something stupid and leave the old knuckleballer in for the complete game.  Nope, he had to go and bring in cock-sucker’s cramp Papelbon.

I wish he wasn’t so good.  I held onto hope right up until a television camera panned over to Lyle Overbay stepping into the batter’s box to face Fancy Pants.  Boston 2, Jays 1.

There’s still two games left, arseholes.

(Edit: Heads up from the comments section, my bad!  Thanks MacG)

“It was Don and Eck calling the game last night, Remy is on the DL for throat cancer… just sayin”