Land of the Leaf

Chris Bosh said he had a big announcement to make.  I’m reluctantly assuming that this was the big announcement:  “Chris Bosh signs with Warner Music Canada”.

From Inside Hoops:

Chris Bosh, NBA All-Star and six-year veteran of the Toronto Raptors, has entered into an agreement with Warner Music Canada to produce a unique DVD and CD to be released in the fall of 2009. Chris Bosh is also thrilled to announce that he has become the first athlete in the world to launch his own application for iPhone and iPod touch on the Apple App Store.

The material on the as-yet-untitled DVD will be based on the original comedic characters Bosh has developed over the past two years in a series of hilarious video clips posted on the internet. The DVD program will also include a tour of Chris’ life in Dallas (giving fans an insider look at the path that brought him to NBA stardom).

Seeing that he signed with Warner Music Canada, does that mean he has plans to sign long-term in Toronto?

Pictured above is Rowdy Roddy Piper posing with Stormtrooper, I have no idea what that’s all about.  Below is Piper in his heyday as a “heel”.  He doesn’t like no grimy, greasy, burnt out little hippies that you can usually spot begging for loot on  Yonge St.  It does beg the question: how do they afford those big dogs?  (bumps to Hugging Harold Reynolds)

Personally, I’ve always preferred this amphetamine fueled rant with “Mean Gene” Okerlund.  Piper even manages to dumbfound himself when he alludes to taking his own dick away.