Land of the Leaf

The Pern-stache got it done, the Blue Jays curb-stomped the White Sox 14-0!  Who doesn’t believe in this team?  Don’t knock Cito, Michael Barrett doesn’t, and that’s saying something ’cause he loves hammerin’ people.

I’m being serious now, but Tallet was… dominant?  I’ll settle for effective, and maybe an assist to the wild winds blowing through the “Cell” on the South Side.  Vernon Wells is leading this team in stolen bases with three, which is encouraging because he stopped running several seasons ago.  This was an absolute clobbering, that’s the extent of analysis from here.

Jose Bautista homered for the first time this season, finally delivering on that power potential we saw in EA Sports’ MVP Baseball 2005… modded of course.

Brian Burres is chucking tomorrow, that should be a hoot.  He’s facing Ferris Buehrle and his assortment of “junk”.